No, I didn’t actually encounter an R.O.U.S.
Yes, a very stealthy armadillo snuck up on me.
No, I wasn’t wearing earbuds.
I have no clue how I didn’t see this dude coming.
I don’t really want either one within 7.4 feet of me.
One will eat you; the other will give you leprosy.
P.S. I still haven’t seen The Princess Bride all the way through.