This moment has been brought to you by…one happy driver.

#WINNING!

May I introduce…ROAD NINJA!

Road Ninja rules the highway. He (or she, if you prefer the Angelina Jolie/Charlize Theron type) stealthily guides you to the nearest (extremely elusive…not. even. kidding!) Chick-fil-a.

No more guessing. No more looking for the lackluster green information road signs. No more passing the ridiculously quick exits.

For my iPhone friends, slide to unlock…your Apple treasure’s fullest potential. Just let your GPM…I mean, GPS…do all the work. (Movie reference, anyone?) Open the app. Let your GPS locate nearby options. Or press the funny little Interstate sign-shaped icon at the top right of your screen and select from the list of upcoming green exit signs. (No longer lackluster due to the fact that they are being displayed on primo glass. The same glass used in the makings of high-speed trains! *waving to Andrew*)

Hit the road, Jack. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.